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Monday, June 27, 2005
Say Yo!

Yo is handy. It's expressive, exhibits a subtle yet powerful approach on its own.

As a greeting: Yo, wassup?

As your:

Yo momma is so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
Yo momma is so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo momma is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.


As you: Yo! Come back here!

'Yo' drives a superb influence in the current trend. If a person speaks 'yo', it supposedly helps people read him/her as cool.

'Yo' is designed purely to attract attention. If one shouts this word/phrase/expression (however you think it) loud enough, people will pay a great deal of attention, often in the form of staring at the ground as hard as they possibly can. 'Yo', though not as potent, but which is rather less offensive, still has a significant impact on many listeners.

Yo! Yo! YO! as in "Hold it!!!" or "Wait a minute!" or "What da hell's goin on!"

... doesn't sound too harsh, but on a lighter side of anger. Handy, expressive, subtle and powerful.

A yo to!


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Sunday, June 05, 2005
Filipinism 101

Spotted from my boxful of spams. This is to improve yer vocabulary.

The Filipino language, oftentimes hard to find a direct translation, is truly very much more descriptive than the English language. Forget traditional dictionaries. This is one list not even Answers.com can tell about. Here it is:

Achuchu (A-chu-chu). This refers to the pointless insincerities being said during long, involved conversations about nothing at all.

Ano (A-noh). The all-around, all-purpose word for everything:

1. Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)
2. Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your father/mother/dead-uncle's-second-cousin?)
3. Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate this.)
4. Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so pretty/big/astounding.)
5. Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!)
6. Substitute for genitalia: Did you ano your ano?

The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained ear, and must be put into the proper setting. "Honey, the ano is too long, we have to cut it," must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the context, as results may be critical to a couple's future.

Booba (boo-bah). A female blessed with larger than usual mammary glands, which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.

Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che). Same as achuchu. It is interesting to ponder on the reason why there are so many words in the Filipino language that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.

Epal (Eh-pal). An individual who believes he is God.

Gigil (gee-gil). An uncontrol! Able desire to bite something.

Hipon (Hee-pon). Literally "shrimp," whose body is eaten while its head is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body is to die for and whose face looks like it belongs to the dead.

Kikay (kee-kay). Refers to individuals who carry a brush, hand wash, moisturizer, lip-gloss and various other facial enhancements in a case (aptly called a kikay kit) inside her bag. Recent inspections of various backpacks have led to the conclusion it is not a purely female trait. This breed cannot resist checking themselves out on mirrors, glass windows, bread knives,sidewalk puddlesand plastic-covered notebooks.

Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn). Same as achuchu and checheboreche.

Kilig (keel-leg). A rush of excitement due to the actions, presence or even mention of he whom you see as the future father of your children.

Laglag-brip (lag-lag-brip). The female counterpart of laglag-panti.

Laglag-panti (lag-lag-pan-tee). A man so incredibly hot, so heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity that female underwear (whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground without effort whatsoever.

Indyanero (In-jan-neh-ro). An individual who fails to appear at an appointment without prior warning. Not to be confused with individuals who turn up according to Filipino time (approximately 10 minutes before the meeting is to end).

Japorms (Jah-porms). Describes an individual dressed differently from the usual (typically involves clothes that have been laundered and pant legs of roughly the same length).

Lagot (Lah-got). A prophesy of evil things to come.

Para (Pah-rah). A term that informs the driver of a jeep to stop and pause (usually in the middle of the road) as the individual speaking intends to leave the vehicle. Dangerous for individuals as drivers seem to believe having one foot in the air is all that is necessary for descent.

Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa). Derived from takot sa asawa (afraid of wife), this is used to describe the silent very silent) minority of males married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.

Torpe (tore-peh). A gentleman who is desperately attracted to a female yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen mound of stuttering male whenever that female is near.

Armed with this list and a smile, you will be sure to make the proper impression not just on your new relations, but on your loved one as well. Now let's practice:

"Honey, when I first saw you,
I made laglag brip, and was almost torpe.
When I finally got the nerve to date you,
I almost became indyanero, because I didn't
think I had the right japorms. When you're around,
I'm kilig, when you're not, I get gigil.
You may think all this is achuchu, kaekekan,
just checheboreche, but in truth, my love,
I'm so ano with you."


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Wednesday, June 01, 2005
How to redeuce stress

Tennis. Racket tensions. 6 - love. The game's quite a turn on. Love watching it, love playing a scrimmage match.


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